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no! no, not at all! [ He doesn't want to make Jotaro start worrying. ]

i meant the way the moon brought him back, then sent him away again. it's pretty messed up, i think. i know if they did that to reimi or abbacchio, i'd be kinda pissed.

oh
right
yeah you're right that's fucked up

i wish i hadn't missed him
i need to talk to him

those are friends of yours? reimi and abbacchio?

_{[ Look, okay. He's learned. He verified Mista was who he was by bringing up the number four and that was a mistake. He's getting better about meeting his JUMP heroes. It's fine. ]}

Of course that's how you are! Extremely nice! _{Ever since someone else showed you kindness.}

_{[ DON'T SCREW THIS MEETING UP, GIN-SAN!! Anyway, he cuts himself short of that sentence. ]}

Sakata Gintoki.

_{[ there that is more like it.. ]}

Tch. I cannot believe this place has the absolute nerve to bring a person like you here.
_{[ backpedals.. ]}

Someone like you who is already so generous.
_{[ Honestly? He's kind of mad about this. He doesn't want to see the characters he's read of and been captivated by turn into furries. It's horrible. ]}

You think? I've won lots of crane games!

Granted, I might have cursed a lot at them...

But I'm pretty good at them all the same!

Looks like we've got lots of kinds to try out, aye?

When are you free?

[ This man is so weird. He keeps saying things, then it's like he's taking them back. It's almost like he knows something and is hiding it from Josuke. Also, the compliments feel a little excessive too, because all he's really doing is walking the guy across the street. Hmm, but he's not weird in the way that makes Josuke not want to associate with him, so maybe he's just ... a poor, confused, reasonably old man. ]

Well, the moons kidnap whoever they want. We don't really have a say in that, unfortunately. You're here too, after all.

[ At this point they're across the street, but Josuke doesn't really have anything else to do, so he continues to linger around. ] Since you're probably new around these parts, you know about the, uh, moons already? [ He hopes so. He doesn't want to have to give someone the 'you might become a furry and some people get horny' spiel. ]

Screw that.

_{[ Gintoki understands he deserves some stupid fate like this. It's just the gorilla mangaka's ways. Josuke, though..? No way. Too wholesome. Too pure. ]}

You say it's the moon's way, but I don't think so.
It ain't random. Can't be. I think it's just a bunch of losers who miss sucking on their mama's hairy teats, make a club for a bunch of losers who also miss sucking on their mama's hairy teats, go and kidnap people, bring'em here and cover it up and make it look like it's a coincidence. This planet needs energy? Go on the internet and buy some, morons. I didn't sign up for this.

_{[ So they have crossed the street and it takes Gintoki a moment to remember to let Josuke's arm go, but he does, stuffing his arm in his yukata and beginning to walk. Josuke's trying to be helpful, but apart of him isn't ready to talk about some of this stuff with him.
And yet, he proceeds. ]}

Tch. I expected other planets to be a lot different.

_{[ A brief glimpse of what Gintoki expected and is thinking of. ]}

I get it, I get it. It's just kemonomimi trope like a bunch of rotten doujinshi. I'd like to see them try and do something like that with me.

_{[ Just wait until next Cordis, Gin. ]}

what would you say?

... oh, that's probably kinda personal, you don't have to tell me if you don't want to

yeah. reimi's my friend from morioh. we didn't have many chances to talk back home but she's one of my closest friends here now. abbacchio's a guy i met here -- also a stand user from our world. i kinda think we're friends ...? but i'm not sure he feels the same way.

back home, they both ... passed on. so lunatia's almost like a second chance for them.

really? guess your coordination must be better than mine ...

[ He still thinks they are RIGGED. ]

i'm with my boss-lady lottie right now, but i should be free in the evening. she won't need me then.

Lottie's my girl, so do everything she says. You'd best not make her cry at any time, she has allergies! Suppose that makes you a crew mate now on her team.

[ Guess who handles Lottie's Prismagram? ]

Glad she has you, though. But I did make sure things would be covered if I was gone! Which I was! When did you start?

Edited 2019-11-27 12:20 (UTC)

i don't think he knows what happened in the end
i don't know if there's anybody here who could have told him
i need to talk to him so i can tell him
he needs to know
it'll probably bother him if it doesn't

oh so if the moon sent them back
it'd be like making them die all over again
right

job? that's smart, man. a good way to earn a bit extra demichroma makes life a little easier here

and no way, i'm a lover not a fighter
i'm a competitive figure skater and can't slack off just because i'm on a different planet

i mean maybe i can but i don't wanna risk it and fall behind

yeah, same for you okay?
i mean setting something up works for me
but you know sometimes things come up and you need it right then
i'll probably hit you up soon
like real soon

[ He's a kid in highschool. There's no way he can hear 'sucking on their mama's hair teats' twice and not snicker a little. Also, the gist of Gintoki's conspiracy theory does make sense, but he's phrasing it in such a funny, crazy way Josuke can't take it very seriously. ]

Pfft. Dude, I kinda get what you mean, but it's pretty funny when you put it like that. [ This guy sounds like a riot so far, so Josuke starts tagging along with him, walking with him to wherever he's going, really. It's not like he has anywhere else to be right now. ]

Kemonomimi though ... That's a manga thing, isn't it? I don't really read that stuff. [ Besides his love for video games, Josuke is a disgusting normie who likes to his time hanging out and socialising. He's assuming Gintoki probably means the animal parts. ] You sound like you really hate it, huh? [ It's honestly not the worst part about this place, in his opinion. ]

i'd never make her cry! well ... not on purpose.

[ he's self aware enough to know he says some stupid blunt things at times. ]

been maybe a month or two. i didn't know you worked for her too though. were you her last PA?

man .... that's rough. wish there was something i could've done. maybe he'll come back someday?

you're probably right but it's real sad when you put it like that

well ... hugging people only makes you so much. and it's not like i've got a partner or anything ...

[ He has a guy he kisses from time to time but he's not about to overshare. Anyway, even that isn't enough to support Josuke's expensive lifestyle. ]

whoa, a competitive skater, though? like world famous or whatever??

Good lad. She could do with someone cute and encouraging like you around.
I look after her however she needs. Her looks, health and photos!
Her Prismagram is full of everyone's efforts for her ❤️

Have my own clinic here, so I only handle her when others aren't around
We eat out regularly though
If these few suns away hasn't changed that...

Say, what do you like to eat?

I've come across losers my entire life. Either their spirit has given up hope and they become a useless old man. Those losers that still have spirit are the ones that do horse shit like this. Man, they can be really dangerous.

Maybe my long term goal is to find these assholes and send everyone home but..

_{[ A click of his tongue. ]}

These people do need help, cover up or not.

_{[ As much of complaining as he does, Gintoki does recognize the Prismals are short on energy, and since an issue of his life closed recently (literally) he's willing to hang around and accept it. For now. ]}

Oh, uh.. you don't? Well, you know, I don't either. Just sometimes. When there's nothing else to do. Ha. Haha.

Edited 2019-11-29 18:02 (UTC)

maybe
but i guess it's no different than back home
i didn't get the chance to talk to him then either
so whatever

if they can make us alive here why can't they make us alive back home
does anybody know that

hey
it's mista's birthday in a few days
i know i told reimi to help plan it but i wanted you to know ahead of time

[ OHHH SHIT ]

WHOA SERIOUSLY

that bastard didn't tell me!!!!! WE GOTTA PLAN A PARTY FOR HIM DUDE! a surprise party!!

i'm not surprised
narancia just disappeared so he's probably upset

sort it out with reimi ok? im not really good at this kind of shit.

[ good lordy he was so excited about a homie's birthday but now it's like the wind just got taken out of his sails. ]

oh ...

you certain he's disappeared? i mean, he might've just turned into a crystal somewhere ...

[ and yeah he probably will go sort that out with reimi. ]

narancia was living with me and i checked with the scientists
so yeah
i'm sure

well, shit ...

i mean, at least all that's happened is that he's gone back to naples ... [ no, he does not know what happened to narancia. ]

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