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JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA⬤ JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE
housing ⬤ LIVES SOMEWHERE DON'T ASK ME
moonblessing ⬤ Iris
username⬤ pArtyLiKeItS1999

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belated vday delivery

[getstoned]

[ how could jolyne forget about her best uncle on this special day? she couldn’t, and because of that he’s getting a delivery of a card as well as a yummy lollipop to boot!

the back of the card will be inscribed as so:

To: Josuke
From: Jolyne

Hope you have a happy Valentine’s Day! Go out and get it! ]

text | un: pArtyLiKeItS1999

[nipzips]

[ This is so sweet! He'll send her a return text as soon as he receives it. ]

hey ... thanks for the sweets

the card's pretty cute

[getstoned]

no big deal, i wanted to give you something nice but didn't want you to feel weird about anything over the top
you're gonna have a good day today, right?

DO NOT EVEN ASK WHO MIGHT HAVE SUPPLIED THE WRONG ID

[downswing]

Greetings. You are the renown loquat seller?

[nipzips]

[ this is so strangely comical to him ]

no, man

there's a celebrity loquat seller around?

[downswing]

Not a relation?

[nipzips]

uhh, no, i'm not related to anyone who sells loquats if that's what you mean

[downswing]

You have no loquats.

No purpose.

1/2

[nipzips]

[ wow!!! ]

hey now!! i do a lot of important stuff too

[nipzips]

... actually, you're kinda right on that. i haven't gone to school in months and i've been kind of bumming around since coming here

[ why is this random loquat-hungry stranger making him question his purpose right now ]

[downswing]

Idle hands. Restless thoughts.

[nipzips]

[ wow you don't have to drag him like this ]

are you writing a poem or some shit

[downswing]

I seek fruit.






( WAS THIS UNCLEAR. )

[nipzips]

[ oh god he really wants fruit ]

i've got ... strawberries?

[ what is happening right now ]

[downswing]

Return to your schooling. You will learn the difference between berries and loquats.

[nipzips]

i know the difference!!!

i'll ... go to school if i feel like it. you can't tell me what to do [ a part of him feels like he should go back to school and another part of him is lazy and finds it boring ]

looks like you're really craving loquats huh

[downswing]

As a gift.

School yourself or work the field. Be of use.

[nipzips]

a fruit as a gift? who would want that

i don't wanna do farm work either!! my slick new shoes would get so nasty. i'll ... figure myself out, it's fine

[downswing]

Honest land work.

Your boots will keep.

[nipzips]

my shoes are a designer brand, dude. genuine ballys. my heart hurts every time they get dirt on them.

though, i guess i could just buy some cheap boots




-- wait, i'm not doing land work!!!!

[downswing]

Land boots need no balls.

[nipzips]

no, ballys! it's a brand that makes some awesome shoes

[ Wangji said 'balls', though, and because he's actually 17, that gets a chortle out of him. ]

you're kinda weird but funny too

[downswing]

For seeking fruit?

[leatherdaddy]

hey josuke
i'm starting to think that wasn't a vr game after all