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JOSUKE HIGASHIKATA⬤ JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE
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[killful]

Who are you calling a geezer?
I'm youth-coded!
It's like minor-coded but for young and beautiful people in their early to mid-twenties

[nipzips]

you're just making up terms, aren't you
the excuses are making you sound more like a geezer

how old? 35?

[killful]

I
I'm kinda annoyed that's your first guess so I'm gonna have to ask you to turn on your location

[nipzips]

i'd be happy to hang out but if you're coming over to fight me i'm not turning on my location

[killful]

Haha you're no fun
Anyway it doesn't matter how old I am!
I'm still young enough to kick your ass!!!!

[nipzips]

you know what? that's probably true with your wuxia-ass powers
but i'd rather be spending my chroma on shoes than wasting it fighting you for no reason

[ he's very secure in his masculinity and does not feel the need to prove himself! ]

[killful]

[damn! he just wants to fight, man. but texting is fine, too. he's just bored...]

All kids these days talk about are clothes
People like it when I take mine off, so I don't really get it...
What do shoes do for you huh?

[nipzips]

you didn't have to tell me that.........

[ will 'shin' ever stop his TMI? probably not. ]

my shoes make me look fly as fuck, that's what they do for me

[killful]

You always do look fly as fuck whenever I see you

[No comment on the hair... He's learning.]

Ok Josuke!
I have a new job for u

[nipzips]

oh. thanks dude...

[ wow praise he likes praise ]

sure what do you need me for

[killful]

Buy clothes for me! 😄

[nipzips]

sure, alright ...

uhh, but i don't have much money [ He blew a lot of it over the holidays. ]

[killful]

it's okay I'll send you some right now

[then he wires him the equivalent of $100,000 like a crazy person]

if you don't come back with a wardrobe or my chroma by the end of the week I'm gonna be really mad! 😄

1/

[nipzips]

[ what the actual fuck is happening right now

he's just staring at the transaction in disbelief, wondering if the extra zeros were a typo

he even rubs the screen a few times to make sure the zeros are actually there ]

[nipzips]

[ no, it's real, shin actually sent him that outrageous sum of money, and it's all reflected in his bank account too

people actually this much money just lying around????? is this how rich people live?? he had no idea shin was this disgustingly rich too ]

[nipzips]

[ HOLY SHIT THOUGH HE'S RICH!!!! HE'S LOADED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS MORE MONEY THAN HE'S EVER HAD, AND WILL EVER EARN IN HIS LIFETIME (PROBABLY)

HE COULD EAT FINE DINING, BUY LOTS OF BRANDED GOODS, TRAVEL AND BUY GAMES!!!! ]

[nipzips]

[ ...

But it's not his money, and stealing is wrong. Curse this good heart of his!! Having morals really sucks. ]

done

[nipzips]

[ It's not stealing if it's his cut, though. This is a job, right? You get paid for doing jobs. Plus, if Shin has so much money to burn, he definitely won't miss a thousand or two. ]

had no idea you were this loaded until today
alright ... [ He might come bother Shin more now. ]

since you said this is a job, that means i get paid too, right? for my efforts and expertise, of course.

so ....

how much we talkin?

[killful]

[Josuke, you sweet summer child. Yan Qing is definitely not smart enough to run a legitimate business. Where do you think he got all that money from? He also definitely does not know where to properly invest it, which is really the only reason this is happening...

Anyway, his urge to cause chaos is rising.]

Huh? Can't you just do it for the exposure?

[nipzips]

[ He is not questioning at all how Shin has this much money, even if he really should be. Sometimes, people are just that rich. It happens. ]

doesn't that just mean 'for free' ....

[ He's happy to do favours for friends, but it's difficult to be that giving when there's so much chroma just being waved in front of his face. ]

c'mon dude ... it's gonna be a lot of work putting together the outfits that suit you best

[killful]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I guess so
okay
how about we split it?
you can keep 25 grand if you can get me a sick af wardrobe with the rest of that demichroma!
did I use "sick af" right

[nipzips]

[ 25 grand .... ]

uh. yeah. that definitely works. yup.

[ 25 grand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

and that's how you use that, as far as i know

i won't disappoint you, mr. shin

[ wow, suddenly 'shin' gets this polite tone from him. ]

[killful]

LOL

[he's laughing but like

he's not gonna correct him

just take the money please he has way too much to get rid of]

looking forward to it, jojo!

[nipzips]

[ stop doing shady shit and get a real job wow yq ]

cool. i'll hit ya up when i've got the goods

[ But first he's going to salivate over his money a bit because he's now 25 grand richer!!! ]